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Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honor of this holy season" Saint Peter said,"You must each possess Something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven."
The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He Flicked it on. "It represents a candle", he said.
"You may pass through the pearly gates" Saint Peter said.
The second man reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He Shook them and said, "They're bells."
Saint Peter said "You may pass through the pearly gates".
The third man started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow a ND asked, "And just What do those symbolize?"
The man replied, "These are Carols."
And So The Christmas Season Begins......
Bob ho ho ho
Pretty lame, even for you.
Nice nice nice! hahahahah bob roflmao! This joke is number one until now!
Becky how many times have I asked you not to make an ass of yourself in public?
Send me a qn later on and I'll explain it to you, as I do most of the jokes on this board.
Bob
lol bob. that was awsome
Oh wow dude, just wow.
Bob, in order to be politcally correct, we can't say ho ho ho. I understand that somewhere in the world, they are training santa to say "Ha Ha Ha." Its still funny, no matter how we laugh, and I know about a dozen Carols. I can't talk to them this time of year any longer.
Lou